Any ideas or advice about a penis tattoo?

Question

Any ideas or advice about a penis tattoo?

Answer 1

first of all, I am not a little good girl that will only do missionary. I LOVE tattoos, and guys with them, and I have a shoulder piece and the back of my neck done, and im getting full sleeves and a back piece and i just want to say:



NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would never, ever, ever, ever, ever have sex with a guy that had a penis tattoo! thats so gross, please, please dont do it! I promise you, you will have at least 50% less sex than you would with out it. every girl i know would run away from a guy with a penis tattoo..







BUT if you're completely set on it, DONT do tribal. tribal is by far the ugliest tattoo style and it just screams 90's douche bag. you should get hitler on your torso/leg and his right arm on your penis so when you get a ***** his right arm raises.. hahaha just kidding dont get that, that's totally racist...





but please, dont get a penis tattoo.. they're disgusting and trashy and porn starish..

Answer 2

get a tape measure done...so you can instantly measure your penis

Answer 3

you should get a tattoo of Scrat [the little squirrel thing] from the movie Ice Age on your inner thigh and have him reach up like he's grabbing your nuts.

Answer 4

Dude , Go for it!It won't hurt at all.

Answer 5

I think you should expect to pay a lot more...there is a handling charge for those!

Answer 6

get a tattoo of a vagina

Answer 7

A dragon.

That will hurt, really bad. Hahha

Have the tail start a few inches under you're belly button, and then have the body come from the tail, head/neck extend onto you're penis with fire. Rofl..

Not really.. I think that's sort of odd... and I doubt most people will like it=/

Answer 8

I once had a guy booking for a tattoo saying 'cover me I'm going in!' on his penis.



But yeah, I wouldn't mind if I was with a guy with one. Some chicks that are less tolerant of tattoos would be though, but hey! They're not worth it.

Or you could even get something nice like Pauly Unstoppables:

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http://www.bmezine.com/news/roo/pauly/pauly6.jpg

Answer 9

Penis Tatto

Answer 10

Penis Tatoo

Answer 11

I think your idea sounds great, I'd love to see a guy with a tattoo on his penis (I think penis piercings are awesome-looking, too). I personally don't have any design ideas, but I'm sure you'll find something you like.



=)

Answer 12

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Any ideas or advice about a penis tattoo?

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo around and/or on my penis. I'm still not 100% sure I want to get one but I am fairly sure. I have a few ideas so far, mostly just tribal designs up above it but I was also considering a scorpion where the body is on my torso and the tail runs down my...

Answer 13

Advice: use a penis health creme called Man1 Man Oil. Immediately after the tattooing, it will help keep the area extra clean, which will decrease the chances of an infection. Going forward, it will keep the skin smooth and moisturized, so the tat itself will look its best. Hope this helps and good luck.

Answer 14

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Answer 15

I have a friend who is a tattoo artist and she has done two penis tattoos. One guy got a hammer and another guy got a lightning bolt. He says, "lightning never strikes the same place twice." They said it didnt hurt very bad.

Answer 16

A snake?

Answer 17

Get a coral snake, the head is black.