I'm about to tattoo my penis - should it be hard or soft before i begin?

Question

For those who are wondering - I'm tattooing 'THE BOSS" on to it, so I can ask people to shake hands with The Boss

AND TO THE SAD VIOLATION MUPPETTS - ITS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THIS!

Answer 1

Depends whether there's enough of it on the slack to get The Boss onto.



Or maybe you could just adjust the font size?

Answer 2

You need to discuss this with your body artist before you walk in to get it done. Questions like, "I want to get a tattoo on my penis; is there anything special I have to do to make sure it can be applied right?"



Of course, considering the pain of getting a needle pricking the skin of your penis again and again, I doubt you could maintain an erection through it.



Lastly, and I know you're going to be offended, but the reason to get that tattoo is questionable. Tattooing is permanent; your sense of humor will change. Also, a lot of women might be incredibly put off by the tattoo itself; I know if I saw that or was told "Shake hands with The Boss", I'd smile politely and walk away then (as callous as this sounds) probably talk to the other women in the bar about how crass you were to me -- which they would agree with because it is rude to ask for a hand job, even couched in amusing overtones.



Consider what you're doing seriously (I'd give it until March) to see whether or not the price is worth paying.

Answer 3

This is completely normal! My friend had a HUGE problem with this. He was also a virgin and he and his girlfriend didn't have sex because they couldn't. She insisted he had to wear a condom and he couldn't get the condom on without going soft. My suggestion for you and everyone else in the world, BIRTH CONTROL. If you are both virgins, you dont have to worry about STDs. Its not about being nervous either. If your girlfriend cant get birth control (the only way she couldn't is if she's too young and doesn't want to ask her parents) then i would suggest having her put the condom on you. Otherwise, you're just gonna have to find a girl who is smart enough to be on birth control already.

Answer 4

Serious question? A serious answer! Make sure it is soft because if it's not it soon will be once you start sticking a needle in it. I tattooed mine years ago and believe me it is not the sort of thing I would recommend anyone else doing. Had on mine ALL FOR YOU (girls name) and since then I've been out with quite a few women and married twice and nothing like a tattoo like that to turn things sour. I would recommend you don't do it.

Answer 5

Depends on how big the tat is etc. Talk to the tattooist about it. But make sure to use an antibacterial penis health creme after you get it done because the risk of infection is quite high. I recommend Man1 Man Oil.. it has brought me through two penis tats with no complications whatsoever. It's good stuff. Cheers.

Answer 6

haha wouldnt that be funny as **** Anyways um even if you did go in hard as soon as that needle hits it wont be hard anymore. So pick a lettering that will fit when its soft and streach when your hard that way either way you'll be good. Good luck I wish I could know the out come of this one. And dont worry you artist will give you all the details. As an artist I suggest you find a good one. Not an average everrday joe that thinks he/she can tat....

Answer 7

That's just sad. You mean your pennis is the boss and not you? Well, you are a man so I'm not that surprised. I think u shd get that tattoo accross you upper back instead of ur third leg. No one wants to shake hands with that kinda boss (except if they're getting paid).

Answer 8

I would to get tattoo on my penis along with a PA piercing. I can not find artist to do it. I know it will not stay hard during to procedure. I know the pain will be bad. I am going to a snake or dragon on it.

Answer 9

i think i would do it soft i wouldnt even begin to imagine the pain you will be in getting that done and surely there is something better than the boss that will only work for so long remember its like getting a girl tatooed on ya nine times out of ten you want it removed and thats a sore place to get a cover up done ouch

Answer 10

it may be difficult to mentain firmness an it is a natural reflex for your body to try and protect its self agaist pain so expect your penis to withdraw which could make tattoing difficult the tong's that are used in body peircing to stretch an hold skin firm in place to peirce may be usefull your artist might need extra pair of hand to do this,and iv known guy's who have taken viagra to help maintain penis through tatooing

Answer 11

It should be soft because no matter male of female whos doin the tattoo, if your penis is being touched gently, you are going to get aroused and become hard.

Answer 12

The penis need to be somewhat hard. The reason is that the skin is tightest when the penis is erect. If tattooed while soft, the image will distort and be stretched when the penis becomes erect later on.

Answer 13

I would guess you would need to talk to the tattooist beforehand, they would be the ones to know. If it needs to be hard, and you cannot keep it hard, there are injections to give an artificial erection. Don't know how available it is though.

I personally wouldn't want to do it with someone with a tattoo there, I think it makes the person really appear vain and conceited.

Answer 14

I would say hard because if you get it while you're soft, it would probably look distorted when you get hard and the skin is stretched out. But ask the artist of course.

Answer 15

This is a cool idea lol. But i think u should be on hard..but i think it might be kinda hard for u to stay on hard cuz it might be painful. but maybe u should ask whomever gonna do ur tattoo prior before u go in, give em a call just to see before u make the trip

Answer 16

I imagine you'd want to have it hard, but it might be hard to stay like that so you could try getting it hard and then putting a rubber band around it, however I don't know if that's safe or if it puts any excess stress on the vessels in your penis or anything.

Answer 17

There was a guy once who had the word 'LUDO' on his penis; that was until he got excited, when it turned into 'LLANDUDDLO'!

Answer 18

I guarantee you will be tattooed on both sides

with needles going straight through, TinyTim

That will make it very hard.

Answer 19

I think it would depend on whose doing your tattoo. If a guy is doing your tattoo I really don't think he needs to hold a hard dick in his hand. Did you really think about this tattoo???

Answer 20

ok first of all you sound just like my ex robert, he used to say he was going to get a one hundred dollar bill on his wang so he could watch the girls play with his money and they could watch it grow. but on to your question, it needs to be hard, or it wont turn out right...it has to be hard for the whole process and no hankey pankey for quite some time... good luck sweets..

Answer 21

I've talked to a man who had $100 bill tatooed on him. It's best if you have a girlfrind with you, because you need to be Erect. If not, you will be uncomfortable as they will pull and stretch the skin regardless. (Although staying erect during a tatooing would be beyond me...)



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Answer 22

No way will you stay hard - you'll need to keep the skin taut when having it done though.



Found this link which may help answer you



http://experts.about.com/q/Tattoos-3028/penis-tattoo.htm

Answer 23

you should ask the guys at the tattoo parlor. I'm sure they would know what you need to do.

Answer 24

LoL hahahaha classyyyyy .... i would say make sure it's hard before beginning lol ...otherwise if you do it when it's soft then it's gona look silly when it goes hard enit and i am guessing you want people to see it when it's hard :-p

Answer 25

don't think that's going to be much of an issue once the needle touches you.

Answer 26

I would say hard because you dont really want people to see your penis when it is soft

Answer 27

I think it should be hard you might need to put elastic band as the base to keep it longer! That is what the strippers do.

Answer 28

http://experts.about.com/q/Tattoos-3028/penis-tattoo.htm

go here and read this. DO NOT HAVE IT HARD when your getting it done.

Answer 29

It has to be hard, otherwise you will get gaps in the color... Good luck staying hard with that pain... Take some Viagra, maybe that will help....

Answer 30

i think it should be soft,because if its hard when you do it,when you go back to normal the tatoo will not look right.if u do it when ur soft,wen you get hard it will look the same just enlarged.in theory

Answer 31

Are you sure four letters will fit? Seriously I doubt if you can remain hard, it's going to hurt like hell!

Answer 32

Hey What can I say Happy landing lol

Answer 33

If you can keep it hard while getting it tattooed then you are even tougher than Chuck Norris.

Answer 34

i would think it would need to be hard and if you a for real about this send me a pic so i can see how it looks the tat that is

Answer 35

Hard baby

Answer 36

I suppose it would depend on what your boss's name is!!!

Answer 37

you totaly just ripped off my question you JERK! ahhh you make no sence! NO one is gonna wanna screw that! and the answer to your question or MY question for that matter you selfish mofo! .. is that it doesn't matter, it depends on what your getting as a tattoo & what your artist prefurs!

Answer 38

wow...u are funny as hell.



honstly, tho...do u think u can stay hard with a guy (or maybe its a girl) tatoo artist holding your penis?



if so, do u, homey...do u

Answer 39

If it is hard when you start i can guarantee it will be soft at the end lol

Answer 40

my opinion your skin should be nice and tight (hard) so the tattoo can be noticeable and impressionable

Answer 41

Mine says the Boss when it's soft but But it says "THE BOSSANOVAS GREAT" when it's stiff "ANY LADIES FOR A DANCE"?????

Answer 42

Maybe you should consider the Tattooist's feelings

Answer 43

This question made my day!!!!! This has got to be some of the funniest ish I had seen on here!!!! HAHAHAHA

Answer 44

My question to you is............why?



What happens if it goes wrong and you get an infection and it swells up and starts spewing puss from it!



Think long and hard (pardon the pun) before you have this done!

Answer 45

My boss has always got a runny nose

Answer 46

lol lol lol it has to be on hard...but its going to be tough...i am feeling really sorry for you...it'll be verrrrry painful dear...but its a very cooool idea! you are brave!!!!...lol lol lol...

Answer 47

If you get it done soft, then when it gets hard it will just be bigger lettering.

If you get it done hard, then when it goes soft it may say "TOSS".

Answer 48

So, have you actually found an artist willing to do this?

Answer 49

full flop as the tattooist doesnt want to be holding your bone now is he

Answer 50

Why not have TOSSER tatooed instead, because that's what you are.

Answer 51

I dont think it will be hard for long.

Answer 52

can i watch :)

that sounds cool ill help u keep it hard baby :P

Answer 53

hold it and make it hard but getting aroused i guess but make sure you WANT to do this

Answer 54

You are funny guy!lol!

Answer 55

Well, i have an idea. You can ask the tattooist to make "the BOSS" on your dick with his/her........teeth.

Answer 56

Really? You're tattooing it all by yourself?







How unfortunate.









Take your stupid questions to an actual TATTOO ARTIST if you're so "SERIOUS."





Idiot.

Answer 57

depends on how big you are having the words!!! lol

Answer 58

lol u are funny

i would not report it cause it is funny

Answer 59

If you can keep it hard while you get it done..I wan't your phone number!!!!

Answer 60

i ave one maself..i had it soft.lol..started hard

Answer 61

im sure they would love to , ermmmmmm HARD i think. xxx

Answer 62

i guest that is cool

Answer 63

OUCH UR BRAVE

Answer 64

YOUR A F.U.C.K.I.N.G .WINGNUT I HOPE YOUR READY FOR PAIN.

Answer 65

IT SHOULD BE HARD!!





OWCH!!!!

Answer 66

I have one word for you...... OUCH!!!!!!

Answer 67

get drunk it wont matter!

Answer 68

LMAO who would be willing to do that hahaha





i dunno soft i guess



ahah..

Answer 69

Great I just lost my lunch, I think that you need to read the community guidelines again

Answer 70

DON'T GET COCKY.

Answer 71

u r a dick

Answer 72

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